Well, Welcome to Space…
Its big… I mean Mind blowingly big. And the Ship… Well, the Ship is a Red Dwarf Class ship. So it’s about as big as it need to be… Any way;

So Let me be one of the first to welcome you to the Jupiter Mining Corporation Mining Ship Suva. I’m the Ship’s A.I. Bulu.

I’m Sorry the Captain has yet to post a message for the crew, as he’s been taken sick with Venusian Flu… Right, I just want you to know it’s not contagious in the first five stages. So He should be with us in a jiffy before you know it.

That is All.

Red Dwarf RPG - The Ouroboros Factor